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Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostCould say that. He, like the rest of the office, tolerates my slightly less than PC sense of humour.
That said, between us and possibly 2 others we do about 90% of the work.
I see
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Let me just set the record straight: I have never worn sandals. And I don't eat quiche. And I don't smell that bad.Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostYes well, to be fair, when he isn't being a sandle wearing, soap dodging workshy b**tard it does shave it off occasionally.
Oh no, wait, hang on, thats not being fair - just sarcastic. No change.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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And I do 95% of that 90%.Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostCould say that. He, like the rest of the office, tolerates my slightly less than PC sense of humour.
That said, between us and possibly 2 others we do about 90% of the work.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Said the blind man.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
I see
It brightens the otherwise dull day and the manager who signs off the new contracts thinks similarly, just doesn't say it!Comment
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Are you sure? Craig seems an honest sort of chap..... you don't have to be ashamed....Originally posted by voodooflux View PostLet me just set the record straight: I have never worn sandals. And I don't eat quiche. And I don't smell that bad.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Statistics: Lies, Damn Lies ??Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAnd I do 95% of that 90%.
Funny how every time I walk past CUK is on! Busy busy in the back room then... you should come and have fun talking to the "lads" on the line. Much more amusing.Comment
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I was asked to be "less helpful" today. So that new logging feature you asked for...Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostIt brightens the otherwise dull day and the manager who signs off the new contracts thinks similarly, just doesn't say it!Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Is there going to be a second pagga on tpd today?
I do hope so!
<settles back with popcorn and fizzy drink>Comment
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