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    This office is smelling rather sweeter than it did

    Must be the furniture polish. With real Beeswax.

    And surfactants.

    Shifts the dirt like magic.

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      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      L O







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        I lodged my CV with a couple of agencies on Friday.
        email box is inundated with job offers and adverts for distance learning courses.
        Have now set the filter on to the worst advert offenders.
        Most of the job offers I have are for overseas

        The rest are totally outside my realms of expertise.

        For example: Works manager for a food processing plant. Must have minimum 5 years experience in food preparation & processing - WTF

        I can make a sandwich if wifey puts the ingredients where I can easily find them
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          I'm off to bed now


          Goodnight all
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            Morning all
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              Morning all
              Morning Diver,

              When you wake at 4.30 you are meant to turn over, not get up.
              Get more sleep man.
              Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                morning all

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                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  I'm off to bed now


                  Goodnight all

                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  Morning all

                  Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
                  Morning Diver,

                  When you wake at 4.30 you are meant to turn over, not get up.
                  Get more sleep man.


                  Morning all...



                  Back in the place of abject boredom...

                  Oh well, thank crunchy it's Friday.

                  And the cat was sick overnight, so I had that to clear up this morning.

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                    Morning all

                    Feel like tulip this morning
                    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                      Originally posted by Bear View Post
                      Morning all

                      Feel like tulip this morning
                      morning young man

                      what's wrong?

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