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    Morning all
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      Morning all...



      Raining.

      Again. (or should that be "still")...

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        morning all





        Brillo

        got
        a
        00
        119,700

        !!!
        !!!

        Merely for completeness or something

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          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          Hi RC

          Just watched Die Hard 4


          Off to bed now
          Was it good?

          I've had the dvd for ages & haven't watched it yet...

          I don't know why I buy all these films.

          I very rarely watch films these days.

          I watched Galaxy Quest the other day though...


          Mmmmmmmmmmm...

          Sigourney Weaver....

          Mmmmmmmmmmmm...

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            <anecdote class="boring nerdy still_you_might_like_it maybe_not wotever">

            Many years ago, myself and a friend were heading back from Plymouth in his Morris Minor.

            There's a long, straight, flat stretch of the M5 somewhere south of Weston-super-Mare, where he espied a Porsche a good way ahead of us, pootling along in the middle lane at some un-Porschelike speed.

            So he put his foot down... by the time we caught up and streaked past said Porsche in the outside lane, the Morris Minor's speedometer had been jammed up against the 95mph that was the limit of its range for long enough (given that we were still accelerating) that I'm certain that we were doing, or over, the ton

            A few hundred yards later, there was a loud bang followed by a tremendous hammering noise - it turned out that the exhaust pipe had broken away from the engine manifold (BTW, I have no idea if I'm using the correct technical terms here) and had started beating the underside of the bonnet with extreme vigour

            After a refreshing hour or so on the hard shoulder, the AA man turned up and towed us to the services a short distance away, and then somebody towed us to a garage in Weston-super-Mare, where they used Duck Tape and thin wire to jury-rig the engine sufficiently to get us the 150 miles or so back to Bedford... as long as we didn't go over forty miles an hour

            It was a long trip - IIRC he dropped me off at my parents' place at about seven in the morning

            Still, at least we proved that a Morris Minor 1000 can burn off a Porsche 911 at 100mph on a flat bit of the M5

            </anecdote>
            Are you sure it was flat?

            Sounds like a downhill with the wind behind it story to me...

            Unless it was the version with the Rover V8 in it...

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              morning all


              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              Morning all



              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


              Morning all...



              Raining.

              Again. (or should that be "still")...










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                Afternoon folks
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  Was it good?

                  I've had the dvd for ages & haven't watched it yet...

                  I don't know why I buy all these films.

                  I very rarely watch films these days.

                  I watched Galaxy Quest the other day though...


                  Mmmmmmmmmmm...

                  Sigourney Weaver....

                  Mmmmmmmmmmmm...
                  Very Good. Fire sale attack on the US. and baldy kicks ass as usual.
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    What was the best thing before sliced bread?
                    A big bowl of tomato soup.

                    The sliced bread is for wiping the bowl.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      okay - seriously - it means I am a nutter! you will get used to me - everyone else has. well I think they have...
                      Indeed. But, the standard advice of "Ignore him and he'll go away" isn't true.

                      Ignore him and he posts all the more! :-)
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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