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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Off to climb Snowdon
    Climb? You can drive up the bloody hill!

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      Originally posted by Numpty View Post
      I can see why Gunnery Sergeant Hartman got banned.
      I miss him.

      Though Private Pile didn't...

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        Originally posted by Numpty View Post
        Good bye.


        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        Byeeeeee



        Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
        another quick dash into TPD



        Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
        joiner has done a fantastic job of building unit there was a little brucie in the envelope.



        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        Good evening 5*

        I am currently updating my Resume. am chucking everything to the four winds and going for a permie admin position I've been offered.

        Crap money too, £44,000 year.

        Not guaranteed to get it mind. but as I don't care enough either way, so what.


        Permie?

        Permie?

        Gosh!

        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        Evening chaps



        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        Well done NF

        I'm off to bed now. have to be up early



        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        Night Diver



        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        Oh, FFS...

        The virtual machine running Windoze just poked its nose into my affairs
        Oh hai, I haz updatez... I restartz now kthxbai

        Piss off, you sodding Windows instance... even when you're virtualised, you just try to piss people off
        You just gotta love Windoze.

        Win98 doesn't do that any more...

        Though it does try to update IE to v7.... which won't run

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          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          Ah well, another beautiful morning in Sunny Manchester! Morning all

          It's "Gay Pride" parade today! I'll have to dust off my "Dress Whites" and practice a couple of the old classics...

          Where can you find pleasure
          Search the world for treasure
          Learn science, technology
          Where can you begin
          To make your dreams all come true
          On the land or on the sea
          Where can you learn to fly
          Play in sports or skindive
          Study oceanography
          Sign up for the big band
          Or sit in the grand stand
          When your team and others meet

          In the Navy
          Yes, you can sail the seven seas
          In the Navy
          Yes, you can put your mind at ease
          In the Navy
          Come on now people make a stand
          In the Navy
          Can't you see we need a hand
          In the Navy
          Come on protect the motherland
          In the Navy
          Come on and join your fellow man
          In the Navy
          Come on people and make a stand
          In the Navy
          In the Navy

          They want you
          They want you
          They want you as a new recruit

          If you like adventure
          Don't you wait to enter
          The recruiting office fast
          Don't you hesitate,
          There is no need to wait
          They're signing up new seamen fast
          Maybe you are too young to join up today
          But don't you worry 'bout the thing
          For I'm sure there will be
          Always the good Navy
          Protecting the land and sea

          In the Navy
          Yes, you can sail the seven seas
          In the Navy
          Yes, you can put your mind at ease
          In the Navy
          Come on now people make a stand
          In the Navy
          Can't you see we need a hand
          In the Navy
          Come on protect the motherland
          In the Navy
          Come on and join your fellow man
          In the Navy
          Come on people and make a stand
          In the Navy
          In the Navy

          They want you
          They want you
          They want you
          As a new recruit
          They want you
          They want you
          They want you
          As a new recruit

          But, but, but
          I'm afraid of water
          Hey, hey, look men
          I get seasick
          Even watching it on the TV
          They Want You
          Oh my goodness
          They Want you
          What am I gonna do in a submarine
          They Want you
          They Want you
          In the Navy

          In the Navy
          Yes, you can sail the seven seas
          In the Navy
          Yes, you can put your mind at ease
          In the Navy
          Come on now people make a stand
          In the Navy
          Can't you see we need a hand
          In the Navy
          Come on protect the motherland
          In the Navy
          Come on and join your fellow man
          In the Navy
          Come on people and make a stand
          In the Navy
          In the Navy



          Why Em Cee Aye.... etc...





          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          morning all



          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Off to climb Snowdon


          Do try not to fall off... I know it's popular to do so, but they tend only to do it the once...
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          Climb? You can drive up the bloody hill!
          In a train... and don't forget the caff at the top is shut due to refurbishment...

          Oh.

          And...






          Afternoon all...


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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Really? I wouldn't accept a permie role for less than 100K pa - although you're wealthier than me, so maybe you're not so bothered.
            I've never approached that, even as a rate...

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              Afternoon folks

              Guess what CM...

























              ...still nothing
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post



                Really? I wouldn't accept a permie role for less than 100K pa - although you're wierder than me, so maybe you're not so bothered.

                I'd still insist on the right to turn up at lunchtime and occasionally teatime, though
                Lot's of +'s go with the position, Car, Travel allowance etc.
                BUPA <----Essential

                Just bored to tears now and wifey wants me to settle down. >Ho Hum<
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Ooooooer... dates wrong?

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                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    Lot's of +'s go with the position, Car, Travel allowance etc.
                    BUPA <----Essential

                    Just bored to tears now and wifey wants me to settle down. >Ho Hum<


                    Stay away from the power tools...

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                      Now is the time for some power drivelling...

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