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Originally posted by Numpty View PostI can see why Gunnery Sergeant Hartman got banned.
Though Private Pile didn't...Comment
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Originally posted by Numpty View PostGood bye.
Originally posted by Diver View PostByeeeeee
Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postanother quick dash into TPD
Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postjoiner has done a fantastic job of building unit there was a little brucie in the envelope.
Originally posted by Diver View PostGood evening 5*
I am currently updating my Resume. am chucking everything to the four winds and going for a permie admin position I've been offered.
Crap money too, £44,000 year.
Not guaranteed to get it mind. but as I don't care enough either way, so what.
Permie?
Permie?
Gosh!
Originally posted by voodooflux View PostEvening chaps
Originally posted by Diver View PostWell done NF
I'm off to bed now. have to be up early
Originally posted by NickFitz View PostNight Diver
Originally posted by NickFitz View PostOh, FFS...
The virtual machine running Windoze just poked its nose into my affairs
Oh hai, I haz updatez... I restartz now kthxbai
Piss off, you sodding Windows instance... even when you're virtualised, you just try to piss people off
Win98 doesn't do that any more...
Though it does try to update IE to v7.... which won't runComment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostAh well, another beautiful morning in Sunny Manchester! Morning all
It's "Gay Pride" parade today! I'll have to dust off my "Dress Whites" and practice a couple of the old classics...
Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn science, technology
Where can you begin
To make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea
Where can you learn to fly
Play in sports or skindive
Study oceanography
Sign up for the big band
Or sit in the grand stand
When your team and others meet
In the Navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the Navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the Navy
Come on now people make a stand
In the Navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the Navy
Come on protect the motherland
In the Navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the Navy
Come on people and make a stand
In the Navy
In the Navy
They want you
They want you
They want you as a new recruit
If you like adventure
Don't you wait to enter
The recruiting office fast
Don't you hesitate,
There is no need to wait
They're signing up new seamen fast
Maybe you are too young to join up today
But don't you worry 'bout the thing
For I'm sure there will be
Always the good Navy
Protecting the land and sea
In the Navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the Navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the Navy
Come on now people make a stand
In the Navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the Navy
Come on protect the motherland
In the Navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the Navy
Come on people and make a stand
In the Navy
In the Navy
They want you
They want you
They want you
As a new recruit
They want you
They want you
They want you
As a new recruit
But, but, but
I'm afraid of water
Hey, hey, look men
I get seasick
Even watching it on the TV
They Want You
Oh my goodness
They Want you
What am I gonna do in a submarine
They Want you
They Want you
In the Navy
In the Navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the Navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the Navy
Come on now people make a stand
In the Navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the Navy
Come on protect the motherland
In the Navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the Navy
Come on people and make a stand
In the Navy
In the Navy
Why Em Cee Aye.... etc...
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postmorning all
Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostOff to climb Snowdon
Do try not to fall off... I know it's popular to do so, but they tend only to do it the once...
Originally posted by Churchill View PostClimb? You can drive up the bloody hill!
Oh.
And...
Afternoon all...
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostReally? I wouldn't accept a permie role for less than 100K pa - although you're wealthier than me, so maybe you're not so bothered.Comment
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Afternoon folks
Guess what CM...
...still nothingWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
Really? I wouldn't accept a permie role for less than 100K pa - although you're wierder than me, so maybe you're not so bothered.
I'd still insist on the right to turn up at lunchtime and occasionally teatime, though
BUPA <----Essential
Just bored to tears now and wifey wants me to settle down. >Ho Hum<Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostLot's of +'s go with the position, Car, Travel allowance etc.
BUPA <----Essential
Just bored to tears now and wifey wants me to settle down. >Ho Hum<
Stay away from the power tools...Comment
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