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Originally posted by Bear View Postmornin'
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Knackered now.
Caretaker comes along corridor & for no readily apparent reason, takes it into his head to unlock a door which has no handle.
It's not used, and there's a cupboard on the inside of it.
So I couldn't lock the fecking thing again from the outside, so I had to empty the cupboard, drag it out & relock the fecking door from the inside.
And cupboards always hold more than you can put back in them...Comment
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So out has come the araldite... there'll be no more unlocking of that door from outside.
Ever.Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostMorningOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostHey TedOriginally posted by Churchill View Post'morning Ted!
Just planning a trip up your way Churchill. Having a day out on Sat and Baby Bear 1 wants to go on a train so we're jumping on a train to Cambridge for the day.Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostSo out has come the araldite... there'll be no more unlocking of that door from outside.
Ever.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI nearly had an accident with a nailgun last night (hello Diver ) - one of the builders had left it lying around on the stairs to the loft, and I tripped over it. It went off, pointing at my foot, but fortunately they had removed the nail magazine. We need a "sigh of relief" smileyBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostCrikey - what is it with you lot, trying to injure yourselves???Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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