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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    Morning folks

    Still no baby. It's now a day late - I've told my missus that this just isn't good enough and I'll have to update the gantt charts to reflect this overrun.
    Stress can bring on labour.

    Tell her she looks fat and ridiculous. If that doesn't work, tell her you're seeing another woman, if that doesn't work, you are going to have to be really cruel; and tell her you're cutting her shoe budget


    HTH
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      Stress can bring on labour.

      Tell her she looks fat and ridiculous. If that doesn't work, tell her you're seeing another woman, if that doesn't work, you are going to have to be really cruel; and tell her you're cutting her shoe budget


      HTH
      Good God, no - even that sent my heart racing
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Morning oh mise and whity one
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            Tell her she looks fat and ridiculous. If that doesn't work, tell her you're seeing another woman, if that doesn't work, you are going to have to be really cruel; and tell her you're cutting her shoe budget
            I could never be that inhumane - it would be a fundamental breach of her human rights.
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              I could never be that inhumane - it would be a fundamental breach of her human rights.
              Then the clothing budget is out the window too then

              Now I'm scaring me
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                Then the clothing budget is out the window too then

                Now I'm scaring me
                These are dark and scary thoughts. We must agree never to discuss this again - do you think anyone else overheard?
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                  These are dark and scary thoughts. We must agree never to discuss this again - do you think anyone else overheard?
                  Nope, we're quite safe...

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                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    These are dark and scary thoughts. We must agree never to discuss this again - do you think anyone else overheard?
                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    Nope, we're quite safe...
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      Nope, we're quite safe...
                      Phew! So its just us then? No lurkers?

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