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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Well, I'm off to lay some patio slabs.

    Later
    Which body parts are at risk in this exercise?

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      Morning boyos
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Which body parts are at risk in this exercise?
        None!

        It's lashing down with rain now

        Never mind, there's always tomorrow
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          None!

          It's lashing down with rain now

          Never mind, there's always tomorrow
          Oh Dear - it's sunny here
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Oh Dear - it's sunny here
            This is Wales!

            Wales doesn't do sunny
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              This is Wales!

              Wales doesn't do sunny
              Don't say that BP is going on his hols there soon....
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Don't say that BP is going on his hols there soon....
                Tell him to bring a brolly and wellies.

                Wellies if he want's sex


                PS. tell him to take the sheep to the edge of a cliff. They push back
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Morning folks

                  Still no baby. It's now a day late - I've told my missus that this just isn't good enough and I'll have to update the gantt charts to reflect this overrun.
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    Morning folks

                    Still no baby. It's now a day late - I've told my missus that this just isn't good enough and I'll have to update the gantt charts to reflect this overrun.
                    Hmmmnnn thats just unacceptable..... you need to give that bump a good talking to!
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Hmmmnnn thats just unacceptable..... you need to give that bump a good talking to!
                      I would do, but the last time I got near it it gave me a good kicking!
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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