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Yeah, the novelty has most definitely worn off now. But as I keep telling her: "Well, if you will go and get yourself pregnant..."Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
thats great news - I bet Mrs VF can't wait to have the baby out now!
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don't forget, a woman during the throes of giving birth; cannot be prosecuted for anything she says or doesOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostYeah, the novelty has most definitely worn off now. But as I keep telling her: "Well, if you will go and get yourself pregnant..."
Fortunately I can run faster than her at the moment.
PS. Don't stand too close
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Originally posted by Diver View Postdon't forget, a woman during the throes of giving birth; cannot be prosecuted for anything she says or does

I still have several crushed fingers from holding her hand during a particuarly strong contraction last time.Originally posted by Diver View PostPS. Don't stand too close
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Good adviceOriginally posted by Diver View Postdon't forget, a woman during the throes of giving birth; cannot be prosecuted for anything she says or does
PS. Don't stand too close

Morning sweety zeityOriginally posted by zeitghost View Post
Morning all...

The monsoon has abated somewhat for the moment...
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Hi CMOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostHey CG - how was it??
It was amazing. My daughters loved it. Both the 18 year olds (shop shop shop) and the 8 year old. We kept popping back to Central Park to keep her happy. She loved the water parts in the play area and I just kept her swimming costume and a towel in my bag.
We did most of the usual sites although I could have happily stayed on for another 6 months or so
I fancy going back on my own to go and see the bits that I wanted to but didn't appeal to my daughters."The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it" - George Bernard ShawComment
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Alas, having been at the "business end" for the previous three, my bubble has been burst in that respectOriginally posted by HRHisaravingfelchlord View Post
Stay at the top-end
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But you'd miss the pooping on the table bitOriginally posted by HRHisaravingfelchlord View Post
Stay at the top-end
Morning Zeity
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