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    Originally posted by Churchill
    Keeps the sun away from the offspring.

    hth.
    Stops people looking in when you park up down a country lane for a bit of action

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      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
      Stops people looking in when you park up down a country lane for a bit of action
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          Really Important News!!!

          I'm not entirely sure why I felt the need to post this story here but I thought it might be of interest to some!
          Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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            Morning btw
            Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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              Churchy -

              Eyeore is my fave!!!
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  Hey Ted
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Hey Ted
                    Good Morning fair maiden
                    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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