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I'm not entirely sure why I felt the need to post this story here but I thought it might be of interest to some!Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Eyeore is my fave!!!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Hey TedBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHey TedSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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