If that gibbering, gimpfest of a teflon-besuited blundering sack of afterbirth of a clientrepmanager of mine doesn't get back in time to sign my timesheets before the fax deadline, I'll shave his eyeballs. Without Nivea sensitive shaving gel.
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostOr a half a hand off type, I've seen the photos... :
If they could only do something with the big bit it's attached toConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostAnd the other carnival-of-disaster-master is on the phone.
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I'm going to wring the contents of my spleen into somebody's overripe gob in a minute. Useless festival of plonkers, the lot of them.
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Originally posted by Diver View PostGasp!
An absolutely stunning Redhead just posted a leaflet through my door.
Local hairdressers
Damn, why did I cut my hair to a No1 last week
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhy not ask us some of your questions?
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostOk, why not.
Have you ever committed an act of assault or GBH on someone and got away with it?
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