test please delete

[realityhack]

If that gibbering, gimpfest of a teflon-besuited blundering sack of afterbirth of a clientrepmanager of mine doesn't get back in time to sign my timesheets before the fax deadline, I'll shave his eyeballs. Without Nivea sensitive shaving gel.

[Diver]

Or a half a hand off type, I've seen the photos... :

It looks nearly normal now.

If they could only do something with the big bit it's attached to

[realityhack]

And the other carnival-of-disaster-master is on the phone.

[FiveTimes]

Pasty White

Pasty White and Hairy

[BrilloPad]

Brillo

got
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117,300

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Merely for completeness or something

thank you kind Sir

[BrilloPad]

And the other carnival-of-disaster-master is on the phone.

Why not ask us some of your questions?

[realityhack]

I'm going to wring the contents of my spleen into somebody's overripe gob in a minute. Useless festival of plonkers, the lot of them.

[BrilloPad]

Gasp!

An absolutely stunning Redhead just posted a leaflet through my door.

Local hairdressers

Damn, why did I cut my hair to a No1 last week

I once had 2 stunning 18 year old blondes who turned up - trying to convery me to JW. I was only 23 - so tempted to let them in.

The fact that my gf was in the house ultimately persuaded me......

[realityhack]

Why not ask us some of your questions?

Ok, why not.

Have you ever committed an act of assault or GBH on someone and got away with it?

[Diver]

Ok, why not.

Have you ever committed an act of assault or GBH on someone and got away with it?

Never