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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I didn't.

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      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      Well, we missed you

      Glad you are back

      Thanks hun - though I feel somewhat deflated.
      Is it silly of me to be desperately looking for another contract to escape the rest of the training?

      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      I didn't.

      Well I missed you all, including you, ya daft apeth.

      Anyone care to summarise the last week? Anything noteworthy?

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        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Yeah, via Norway!

        How do you ever find your own arse?
        Why should I need to find it? My gf knows where it is well enough. I might even paint it in luminous paint so she can find it in the dark...

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          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          Anyone care to summarise the last week? Anything noteworthy?
          troll has been trolling

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            Diver hasn't sawn any more bits off himself.

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              Originally posted by realityhack View Post
              Well I missed you all, including you, ya daft apeth. ?
              ha'peth....

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                Diver hasn't sawn any more bits off himself.
                Son nothing unduly eventful then?
                I very nearly died of boredom in that training. Could hardly disguise it. I never want to go through anything like that again.

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  Diver hasn't sawn any more bits off himself.
                  yet!

                  Sorry Diver!

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                    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                    Son nothing unduly eventful then?
                    I very nearly died of boredom in that training. Could hardly disguise it. I never want to go through anything like that again.
                    Think of the money!!!

                    Missed ya really!

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                      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                      Son nothing unduly eventful then?
                      I very nearly died of boredom in that training. Could hardly disguise it. I never want to go through anything like that again.
                      I'm bored tulipless... nothing new there.

                      It seems to rain on me with depressing regularity... nothing new there.

                      My weather faxy thingie is working, sort of... nothing new there.

                      All in all, much of a muchness really.

                      Some lune chopped someone's head off in a Canadian bus, and some Greek lune has done the same to his gf somewhere in Greece.

                      The Greek cops are even worse shots than ours & shot some bystanders whilst the decapitator remains breathing. Don't they realise that bullets are cheaper than trials?

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