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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Mrs Diver encourages him to do it even more!
    Is it something to do with the insurance policies?

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      lurkers out






      Brillo

      got
      a
      00
      115,600

      !!!

      Merely for completeness or something

      Two in a row & a bonus mark!

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        Morning everyone.

        It's finally sunny here!
        B00med!

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          Originally posted by Advocate View Post
          Morning everyone.

          It's finally sunny here!

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            Dammit, I just managed to talk myself out of some work in favour of a quicker, more reliable, cheaper solution for the client. What was I thinking!
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              Dammit, I just managed to talk myself out of some work in favour of a quicker, more reliable, cheaper solution for the client. What was I thinking!
              You were thinking of the nail gun you want to have a play with

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                Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                You were thinking of the nail gun you want to have a play with
                The builders have a pretty mean looking air chisel as well - wonder if they'll let me have a go with that too
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                  The builders have a pretty mean looking air chisel as well - wonder if they'll let me have a go with that too
                  The main chippy who was doing our conversion was so accident prone.

                  He fell off ladder, hit himself on the head with hammer, sliced finger open.

                  In fact it could have been Diver !

                  Before the electrics went in, I had a clip on light to the rafter powered from socket on floor below. I used to unplug and tidy it up when they went home.

                  One day I was looking for the light, and it appears that they have either boarded over it either floor or plaster, or pinched it.

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                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                    The main chippy who was doing our conversion was so accident prone.

                    He fell off ladder, hit himself on the head with hammer, sliced finger open.

                    In fact it could have been Diver !

                    Before the electrics went in, I had a clip on light to the rafter powered from socket on floor below. I used to unplug and tidy it up when they went home.

                    One day I was looking for the light, and it appears that they have either boarded over it either floor or plaster, or pinched it.
                    Never fallen off a ladder in my life (Steps and scaffold yes )

                    Never hit myself with a Hammer in my life (Knocked a labourer out with one once )
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                      He fell off ladder, hit himself on the head with hammer, sliced finger open.
                      Were those seperate accidents or one comedy "chain accident"
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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