test please delete

[cailin maith]

Either mooning

or telling her a joke about english man, irish man, scottish man.

You might want to be careful with that one.... judging by all the malarkey going on in general, the scots are waging their own civil war over there

[cailin maith]

I know its not the joke thread but here goes -

A family are driving behind a bin lorry when a dildo flies out ad hits their windscreen.
Embarrassed and the protect her young childrens innocence the woman
says "Golly gosh, that was a big insect!"
to which one of the children replies
"I'm surprised it can fly with a cock like that!"

[FiveTimes]

Have you tried the Korean meatballs from Lidl ?

I'm telling you, they're the dog's bollocks

[Bear]

At least you guys don't have to start travelling around the world for ClientCo leaving your other half at home with 2 young kids!



i always said i wouldn't travel again!

[cailin maith]

At least you guys don't have to start travelling around the world for ClientCo leaving your other half at home with 2 young kids!



i always said i wouldn't travel again!

It'll be ok, Ted.

[FiveTimes]

At least you guys don't have to start travelling around the world for ClientCo leaving your other half at home with 2 young kids!



i always said i wouldn't travel again!

I'll take you place... either traveling or fulfilling your duties at home

[boo.boo]

FFS - Remember when I said I needed cheering up - I wasn't messing......


Where are ye?

Awww, have a and a and a

It's nice and sunny outside...

[boo.boo]

I'm in a foul mood today too - so here I am, posting in TPD.
Clientco want to renew my contract for another 2 months.
In the forthcoming meeting I'm tempted to raise my rate by 50% out of spite.
Thinking of how I can justify this after practically doing nothing for the past month.
Only justification for the rate rise I've thought of at the mo is: 'because it'll make it marginally less painful having to turn up and deal with you sorry little tulipbags'.
An angry contractor is a dangerous contractor.

But... love and cuddles for you today CM.

What's making you cross realityhack?

[cailin maith]

Awww, have a and a and a

It's nice and sunny outside...

Grrrrrr - I can see that through the window - and some silly bint in this office has the aircon on so fecking cold that my you know whats are bloody sore from being stood to attention for the past 2 hours

[Bear]

I'll take you place... either traveling or fulfilling your duties at home