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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI know its not the joke thread but here goes -
A family are driving behind a bin lorry when a dildo flies out ad hits their windscreen.
Embarrassed and the protect her young childrens innocence the woman
says "Golly gosh, that was a big insect!"
to which one of the children replies
"I'm surprised it can fly with a cock like that!"Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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At least you guys don't have to start travelling around the world for ClientCo leaving your other half at home with 2 young kids!
i always said i wouldn't travel again!Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostAt least you guys don't have to start travelling around the world for ClientCo leaving your other half at home with 2 young kids!
i always said i wouldn't travel again!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Bear View PostAt least you guys don't have to start travelling around the world for ClientCo leaving your other half at home with 2 young kids!
i always said i wouldn't travel again!Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostFFS - Remember when I said I needed cheering up - I wasn't messing......
Where are ye?
It's nice and sunny outside...Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostI'm in a foul mood today too - so here I am, posting in TPD.
Clientco want to renew my contract for another 2 months.
In the forthcoming meeting I'm tempted to raise my rate by 50% out of spite.
Thinking of how I can justify this after practically doing nothing for the past month.
Only justification for the rate rise I've thought of at the mo is: 'because it'll make it marginally less painful having to turn up and deal with you sorry little tulipbags'.
An angry contractor is a dangerous contractor.
But... love and cuddles for you today CM.
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Originally posted by boo.boo View PostAwww, have a and a and a
It's nice and sunny outside...Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI'll take you place... either traveling or fulfilling your duties at homeSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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