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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostAs far as I'm concerned, yes.Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
v v busy day at clientco...Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postgoing looking for flooring tomorrow while the plasterer plasters. He is kindly coming at 8am, so there goes the lie in.
How come we are having the walls skimmed so it will be a doddle to paint, yet the Mrs wants to look for wall paper - WTF is that about.
The original idea of wallpaper is to cover badly plastered or damaged walls.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by DiverMy wife insisted on the whole house being re-plastered so that she never has to hang wallpaper again.Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postand now ?
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Merely for completeness or something
My generosity knows no bounds!Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postwomen eh - can't live em, can't live with em.
Duties of Wives!
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had
Given their new wives duties.
Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he
had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework.
He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came
home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but
The next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Welsh girl. He boasted that he
told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot
meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see
anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most
of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and
call a handyman.
God Bless Welsh Women
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