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    Originally posted by kali View Post






    Kali

    got
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    113,800

    !!!

    Merely for completeness or something

    My generosity knows no bounds!

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      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      > open door

      *click*

      The door opens

      > in

      you enter the room

      > look

      you are in a big room, the only visible exit is through a doorway
      there is a horse, a monkey, a lizard, a bear and an el diablo here
      a single, half-burnt candle is on the floor

      >you pick up candle and leave room



      >You throw bucket of petrol into room

      >You light candle and throw that into room


      >Click*


      >you close door and listen to the screams die down before leaving
      By some mischance, Diver didn't notice that the Giant Alien Lizard had legged it earlier and gone to lunch

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        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        > open door

        *click*

        The door opens

        > in

        you enter the room

        > look

        you are in a big room, the only visible exit is through a doorway
        there is a horse, a monkey, a lizard, a bear and an el diablo here
        a single, half-burnt candle is on the floor

        >you pick up candle and leave room



        >You throw bucket of petrol into room

        >You light candle and throw that into room


        >Click*


        >you close door and listen to the screams die down before leaving
        Ahh that's better I feel at ease now

        Cheers Diver!
        That boy go raaaaaaa
        Copyright (C) BabyBear1 - with thanks to VF for hosting

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          > open door

          *click*

          The door opens

          > in

          you enter the room

          > look

          you are in a big room, the only visible exit is through a doorway
          there is monkey, a lizard, a bear and an el diablo here
          a single, half-burnt candle is on the floor
          the carpet is wet and a bucket marked WATER is lying on it's side
          sounds of screaming are coming from a tape recorder in the corner of the room

          >wave

          you wave, all the other beings in the room wave back and grin

          >



          *phew*
          Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
          "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
          Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

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            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            By some mischance, Diver didn't notice that the Giant Alien Lizard had legged it earlier and gone to lunch
            I was too surprised by the fact that nobody had nicked the candle
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              ?syntax Error At Line 13450
              Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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                Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
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                Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
                "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
                Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

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                  Originally posted by kali View Post
                  In the Olden Days, you used to get program listings in the computer mags, you would spend hours typing them into your computer only to find there was a fatal eror in the printout somewhere.
                  Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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                    Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
                    In the Olden Days, you used to get program listings in the computer mags, you would spend hours typing them into your computer only to find there was a fatal eror in the printout somewhere.
                    Been there done that, bought the Tshirt and smashed the computer up in temper (seriously)
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Afternoon all

                      Hail tpders!

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