I've only had one quote back from the 3 joiners. I'll give it another day and then start chasing them
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My brother is a joiner - he is tulip at getting back to people too.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I think you should clarify your AOL.EXE joke before you get sued. All these people are deleting their .EXE files and screwing up their computer because you told them too.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostUnfortunately, the nausea induced the color (sic) scheme prevented me from reading much...
Though only in jest (and a funny joke at that), the courts won't see it that way. They will probably charge you some Malicious Mischief or intend charge.
Save yourself from the stupid people, so you won't have to pay Punitive damages.
Remember the law is on their side. Behind every warning label is a Law Suit.
Teresa
P.S. Thanks for all your hard work.
You people are far too afraid of lawyers. The last two lawyers I came in contact with would have followed my instructions to the letter and deleted their AOL.EXE files.
So, let 'em sue:
Lawyer 1: Your Honor, I'm suing Mr. Owens for intentional damage to my property.
Lawyer 2: Your Honor, I'm suing because I couldn't get to my "Ambulance Chasing Tips" chat room.
Judge: How could either of you misunderstand this paragraph: "FAILURE TO REMOVE THIS FILE WILL KEEP YOUR 'UPPER MEMORY MANAGEMENT' MODULE OF YOUR INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT (IQ OVER 85) BLOCKED. DELETING AOL.EXE WILL FREE YOUR IQ TO GO ABOVE 85!!!" Do you not know what IQ is?
Lawyer 1: Yes, your Honor, I know what IQ is, but this computer stuff is way beyond me. Who knows what an "upper memory management module" is?
Judge: You're not competent enough to understand computer terms, but you're competent enough to *sue* over computer terms?
Lawyer 2: Let me just say for the record, your Honor, that I have fourteen people working in my office and I don't have to know what computer terms are. I have a very powerful laptop my IS people gave me that has only two knobs. When I'm ready for a new screen, I just hold it upside down and shake it until the old screen clears off.
Lawyer 1: Your Honor, it's up to people who are in a position of trust to not mislead others.
Judge: You always do what Mr. Owens says?
Lawyer 1: Always, your honor, without fail.
Lawyer 2: Can I go to the bathroom?
Judge: If you always do what Mr. Owens says, why aren't you on his premium subscription lists? Or his party list? He told you to sign up for 'em. He told you to click on the ads and you didn't do that, either.
Lawyer 1: Your Honor, Mr. Owens *said* this was *very* important. He said to *pay attention*. So, that's different than all of that stuff *he* want us to do. He didn't *say* that other stuff was important.
Lawyer 2: Your Honor, I really can't hold it much longer.
Judge: Oh, because Mr. Owens didn't say the other stuff was important, you chose to ignore it. Why?
Lawyer 1: Because it's a *joke* list, your Honor. No one takes anything on a *joke* list seriously.
Lawyer 2: Oh sh!t.
Lawyer 1: Oh, man, I blew it.
Lawyer 2: No, really. I think I just sh!t.
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#113400Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View PostGood morning TPD world........
...glad to see you're all well and flourishing.
Good to see SA back as well!
KathyWoolfe
Contractor Among Contractors
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It's old news, back in 01 I thinkOriginally posted by BrilloPad View Post
That deserves a thread in technical!Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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http://forums.contractoruk.com/577472-post54.htmlOriginally posted by zeitghost View Post
way to go Zeity
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Afternoon all
Some pi55ant scratched Mrs Diablo's car last night she is not happy!That boy go raaaaaaa
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