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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    And are your wrists and arms feeling good, ready to start wielding the paddle ?
    Yep indeedy



    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    Mrs M is going out tonight, so last night I had the lucky job of plastering her with San Tropaz.
    I nearly pissed myself this morning when it had developed, it was like waking up with a Caribbean women. Luckily it has toned down a touch after a shower.

    Note to self - let her do her own face and stick to arms, back, chest, legs, and knockers.
    St Tropez

    I hope you washed your hands afterwards..... it's a f*cker to get off your palms...
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      Yep indeedy





      St Tropez

      I hope you washed your hands afterwards..... it's a f*cker to get off your palms...
      Erm, where in his post did he say he used his hands?

      Think creative...

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        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        I hope you washed your hands afterwards..... it's a f*cker to get off your palms...
        Why would I need to wash my hands, I've always applied it with latex gloves on.
        Last night though we didn't have any, so I used yellow marigolds.

        Its great snapping them on and saying touch your toes girls, I've got to perform a search

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          Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
          Why would I need to wash my hands, I've always applied it with latex gloves on.
          Last night though we didn't have any, so I used yellow marigolds.

          Its great snapping them on and saying touch your toes girls, I've got to perform a search
          Marigolds ouch.... but it sounds like you did have fun

          I'm not very good at applying the tan so it goes everywhere
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Marigolds ouch.... but it sounds like you did have fun

            I'm not very good at applying the tan so it goes everywhere
            The gloves didn't hurt that much

            But I must be getting better at it as it appears quite even.

            I even french polished her toe nails on Wednesday and then did some nail art and jewels. How good am I

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              Morning all


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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                Evening denizens


                Where's my pork pie?

                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                evening ED

                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Was I not missed then?
                Course you were

                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Thank you kind Sir
                Is ok

                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Bed time..... night boys and girls....
                Sleep tight... er... whatever.

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


                  Morning all


                  Morning Zeity

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                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                    The gloves didn't hurt that much

                    But I must be getting better at it as it appears quite even.

                    I even french polished her toe nails on Wednesday and then did some nail art and jewels. How good am I


                    5x - you live with too many girls! They're turning you into one of them!

                    I suggest you get yourself down the local gun club followed by the local rugby club and embrace the testosterone!!


                    Oh morning btw
                    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                      The gloves didn't hurt that much

                      But I must be getting better at it as it appears quite even.

                      I even french polished her toe nails on Wednesday and then did some nail art and jewels. How good am I
                      Wow - you are too good to be true

                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


                      Morning all


                      Hey sweety zeity
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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