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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    I give lessons too!

    As you are going to be so busy

    Maybe I could pop round and give your missus one







    S.C.U.B.A
    Thanks for the offer, and I'm sure your multi-angled finger would be quite useful, but I'm all she needs for diving lessons

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      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
      Thanks for the offer, and I'm sure your multi-angled finger would be quite useful, but I'm all she needs for diving lessons
      Just a thought
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        going over to irish sea in a couple of weeks to see my dad who is a keen diver but he won't be able to have diving holidays with his dive buddy (brother) as his brother has just got angina

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          Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
          Thanks for the offer, and I'm sure your multi-angled finger would be quite useful, but I'm all she needs for diving lessons
          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          Just a thought
          You two
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
            going over to irish sea in a couple of weeks to see my dad who is a keen diver but he won't be able to have diving holidays with his dive buddy (brother) as his brother has just got angina
            Bummer!

            It's going to be a while before I can dive again myself
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              A bank I worked in before got a female trading assistant to call another bank for a stock quote on a Norwegian company called muff that specialized in north sea diving operations. Or Muff Diving.

              They like those jolly japes.

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                A bank I worked in before got a female trading assistant to call another bank for a stock quote on a Norwegian company called muff that specialized in north sea diving operations. Or Muff Diving.

                They like those jolly japes.
                phrases like sky hook, long wait, tartan paint and glass hammer spring to mind

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                  I'm off to the Post Office to send some parcels.

                  Later Dudes (& Dudesses)
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    Ay up


                    Busy today - all day workshop
                    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                      Well the new kickboxing permie girl started today and she's a howler. There goes that fantasy.
                      Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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