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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostUnlike the Chinese, the new management at the cob shop appears acceptable.
I was pleased to note that they use proper Heinz ketchup, not that horrid runny vinegary stuff so often found in such establishments
Pah! Bunch of ponces.
Sounds too up-market for me. I bet the bacon didn't have those yummy round gristly bits either. And I bet they trimmed the skin off.
You'll never build up a proper immune system like that.
Am I right? You know I am.
PS At least confirm the tea was bright orange.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostActually there some nice people over there - unfortunately you have to wade through all the trolls
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Say, you're a bit lippy for a bear that's ginger, aren't you?
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}My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Bear View Post3 more months of this tulip!!
Just remember you're paid for using your super teddy power to convert tulip into home comforts for little bears & Mrs Bear.
Does that help?
(Phew, the General_Mode switch still works.)My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View Post111000
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI hope you're all going to vote for the date of the summer soiréeMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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... now let's see if I get banned ...My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostAfter my beans & little sausages (that taste like those little sausages you get in cans of beans) ...
Little buggers.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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