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    morning all

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      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      Unlike the Chinese, the new management at the cob shop appears acceptable.

      I was pleased to note that they use proper Heinz ketchup, not that horrid runny vinegary stuff so often found in such establishments
      Wot? No red sauce?

      Pah! Bunch of ponces.

      Sounds too up-market for me. I bet the bacon didn't have those yummy round gristly bits either. And I bet they trimmed the skin off.

      You'll never build up a proper immune system like that.

      Am I right? You know I am.


      PS At least confirm the tea was bright orange.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by Bear View Post
        Actually there some nice people over there - unfortunately you have to wade through all the trolls
        I'm sure I don't know what you mean.

        {General_Mode := TRUE

        Say, you're a bit lippy for a bear that's ginger, aren't you?

        General_Mode := FALSE
        }
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          Originally posted by Bear View Post
          3 more months of this tulip!!
          "3 more months of this money!!"

          Just remember you're paid for using your super teddy power to convert tulip into home comforts for little bears & Mrs Bear.

          Does that help?


          (Phew, the General_Mode switch still works.)
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            clientcoi is quiet - very quiet

            for triple wiching anyway!

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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                111000


                Is that six dancers? Three true dancers and three null dancers?
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  I hope you're all going to vote for the date of the summer soirée
                  They always seem to be too far away from where I am.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    ... now let's see if I get banned ...
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      After my beans & little sausages (that taste like those little sausages you get in cans of beans) ...
                      They're the ones that pushed the tree over.

                      Little buggers.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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