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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Funnily enough, one of the reasons for going into town is to arrange an eye test - I haven't had one in about eleven years, and the lenses in these glasses appear to be wearing out as a result of being looked through too much
    So you are older and your eyesight gone downhill? You are getting old...

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      Originally posted by kali View Post
      still bored...
      Originally posted by kali View Post
      losing the will to live


      Oh dear...

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        I used to work downwind of a biscuit factory...
        The best quote I ever read was about Hull:

        “The silent threat of violence hangs in the air, along with the smell from the chocolate factory,” says a former resident in a contribution to the book. “Chocolate factories, by the way, don’t smell of chocolate, they smell of death."
        Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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          Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
          Just has a msg from the boss 'sounding me out' for an extra month 'transition' to help out the new permie.... *rubs hands*

          It's gonna cost ya guv....
          For a bag of sand I will bump off the permie.

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            Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
            The best quote I ever read was about Hull:

            “The silent threat of violence hangs in the air, along with the smell from the chocolate factory,” says a former resident in a contribution to the book. “Chocolate factories, by the way, don’t smell of chocolate, they smell of death."
            Which chocolates did they make in Hull?

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Bear meet Kali! Kali meet Bear!

              Sorted....
              lol, hi teddy
              Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
              "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
              Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Which chocolates did they make in Hull?
                mmmmn chocolate
                Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
                "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
                Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  I would have used perl.
                  Necklace?
                  Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                    century?

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      cowboy style?
                      Yeeeeeeeehaw!

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