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    #101611
    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    Morning kids.

    Just got a text from GSP saying she's locked herself out of her house


    Oh dear, shall you be a knight in shining armour & rescue the old lady in distress?

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      #101612
      Originally posted by kali View Post
      morning everyone!!


      Are you Katie in disguise?

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        #101613
        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        Morning Bazza...
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #101614
          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


          Are you Katie in disguise?
          Katie?
          Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
          "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
          Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

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            #101615
            Originally posted by kali View Post
            Katie?
            Just some random we had on here a while back -

            I think "she" was one of the regulars winding us up
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #101616
              Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
              Morning kids.

              Just got a text from GSP saying she's locked herself out of her house

              SockPuppets imaginary not-girlfriend just gets more and more real.. in his head.

              Have an argument with her... I would like to know who wins. We already know she wont have sex with you.. or is that you wont have sex with yourself.

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                #101617
                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                Soldiering on, soldiering on... bah! humbug!
                Soldering on, soldering on

                Hi all Lurker turns poster
                Last edited by ControlG; 5 June 2008, 09:41.
                "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it" - George Bernard Shaw

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                  #101618
                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  I had one of those random encounters that one only gets in fairly vibrant areas...

                  [YBG] I'm sorry to trouble you but I'm looking for a place around this corner <gestures towards corner> that is a sauna for gay people. Do you know where it is?
                  You were 'cruised'.

                  everyone.

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                    #101619
                    Originally posted by tay View Post
                    SockPuppets imaginary not-girlfriend just gets more and more real.. in his head.

                    Have an argument with her... I would like to know who wins. We already know she wont have sex with you.. or is that you wont have sex with yourself.
                    Hello sweetness -

                    Cuddle?
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      #101620
                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Hello sweetness -

                      Cuddle?
                      I would rather cuddle a cactus.

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