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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
dont start! post some drivel here first.....
I'm having to dust off the old cv and dive into a strange market at the mo. 2 personal friends of mine are (apologies for fraternising with the enemy) agents, and they're on notice to find me something a lot more interesting.
There's only so much more abject boredom I can stand. And they have the cheek to ask me to go permie.
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostI'm not sure you want me to post negative, surly drivel.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIt never stops me!
poor RH
It's a Wilmslow moment I know, but they can shove their <<canned laughter>> right up their chocolate starfish. Permie? Ach.
So I'm looking around... right at a time when I can't really be bothered. Going to look good in interviews that is.
Interviewer: So, how would you solve that particular technical problem?
RH: I couldn't give a flying-bearded-flip, honest, I'd rather snort Old Spice.
Interviewer: Ah. I see. Erm, well, how do you think you'll fit in with the team here at clientco?
RH: To break the ice, perhaps I could beat you to death with one of your shoes, then feed it to the director?
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Meanwhile, in an imagination far, far away - where I'm not in an open plan office and am sailing in the Med...Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostPermie? PERMIE? FFS!
It's a Wilmslow moment I know, but they can shove their <<canned laughter>> right up their chocolate starfish. Permie? Ach.
So I'm looking around... right at a time when I can't really be bothered. Going to look good in interviews that is.
Interviewer: So, how would you solve that particular technical problem?
RH: I couldn't give a flying-bearded-flip, honest, I'd rather snort Old Spice.
Interviewer: Ah. I see. Erm, well, how do you think you'll fit in with the team here at clientco?
RH: To break the ice, perhaps I could beat you to death with one of your shoes, then feed it to the director?
Seriously - who hard are they pushing permie? How long can you tell them you are thinking about it?
Doesn't being in business mean that lieing is ok?Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostPerhaps now is not the best time to give up smoking.Comment
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I'm still hungry - going to the pub soon..... but not bloody soon enough!!!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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