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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    When eating gingerbread men, do you pick out the eyes first?
    No. The kids make them occasionally and I set a good example. Though even on my own probably no still.

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      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
      Have you, as an adult, failed to resist the temptation to jump into one of these?
      You could have put NSFW

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        Originally posted by realityhack View Post
        Can you move your eyebrows independently?

        Bonus point if you can do so in time to The Birdie Song.
        Nope. That is zero points so far.

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          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          6 points for me! How did you score?
          zero points for me. no suprise there - I am 45 in August.

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            Originally posted by realityhack View Post
            Normal qs now:

            Have you ever pulled the legs off an insect?
            No - but I have pulled the wings off a fly. I taught the twins to do this the other day. I told them "if the fly pays no rent then pull the wings off it".

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              Originally posted by realityhack View Post
              What is the most unusual foodstuff you've stuffed in your nostrils?
              #108100
              realityhack
              Super poster

              century

              I have never put anything in my nostrils.....

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                Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                Have you ever threaded a condom through your nose and back out through your mouth?
                Of course not! These are the normal questions?

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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post


                  Nobody else been in?

                  It is like that round these parts these days.....

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    I will formally go back and edit that post - I do apologize. I am just a bit stressed.
                    Stressed?

                    You're on your way to an aneurysm if you don't watch it!

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                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      Stressed?

                      You're on your way to an aneurysm if you don't watch it!
                      My grandmother died of that! Best of all she died on 17th April 2001 - she had already filled in her census as if it was 30th April. Rather typical of the way she lived her life.

                      My partner's best friend is an educational psychologist and reckons I will be okay because I dont internalize my stress. I like to spread it around...

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