The school run.

[wc2]

Picked my Son up from school yesterday and noticed a really good-looking mother waiting to pick up her child.

She was very smartly dressed and looks to kill.

I'm thinking Gimme some of that !!

Then her friend arrived and they started talking.

Her voice was the most annoying sound I'd ever heard, she sounded almost as intelligent as my goldfish.

Shot that spanking material right out of the window.

In fact I wouldn't do her with Chico’s

Suppose that's what you get living in Wales.

[MarillionFan]

Surely, if she didnt open her mouth she was still MILF?

[wc2]

Z,

Much worser LUV

Alright LUV where u've been LUV How's u muver LUV

Makes me sad to be Welsh

[~Craig~]

Picked my Son up from school yesterday and noticed a really good-looking mother waiting to pick up her child.

She was very smartly dressed and looks to kill.

I'm thinking Gimme some of that !!

Then her friend arrived and they started talking.

Her voice was the most annoying sound I'd ever heard, she sounded almost as intelligent as my goldfish.

Shot that spanking material right out of the window.

In fact I wouldn't do her with Chico’s

Suppose that's what you get living in Wales.

Commonly known in the trade as a 'gaffer bird'