Oh the shame of it all

[tux]

Our lass was down stairs this morning cleaning, like all good Northern lasses do first thing, so I thought I'd have 20 minutes of peace in my home office. Banged in a 'Homemade' filth dvd that I bought off ebay and checked out ADVFN. When my Mrs ran up the stairs I nearly died, which do I shut down so she can't see it on the screen? porn or shares?

What do you hide from your Mrs?

[threaded]

Shares.

Don't let them know about any money or it will be converted to a crappy three piece faster than you can say, "Gosh that is one ugly mother fscking three piece you've bought there dear."

[voron]

Why not have several windows running at once? When danger looms, quickly switch to another screen. Not that I have experience in this sort of thing....

[hyperD]

3 flat screens - simply have porn running in the left or right monitor and then when the missus is almost at the top of the stairs, simply turn off one of the screens. When she asks you about the blank screen, say you're saving on the electricity bill.

However, after watching one fairly vocal adventure I managed to inadvertantly knock the volume button on the keyboard while reaching for the off button leaving my wife with louds screams of pleasure, a blank monitor and me frantic over the keyboard.

Had to blame it on a friend sending me a WAV file... phew, close one that.

Another good wheeze is, if you have a network, keep all your porn on your wife's PC. If she discovers it just say it must be a virus or something. She still doesn't understand the concept of network access...

Heh heh...