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    #11
    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
    You're treading a fine line DP... you might be dusting off your sock puppets later!
    Hey I'm only pointing out the flaws in the system!



    ****

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      #12
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      Hey I'm only pointing out the flaws in the system!
      For that all you need is to look in the mirror

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        #13
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        how come it is not acceptable to say n o r ks

        iamaprats

        or s h i t

        tulip

        or f u ck

        ****

        but I can call you a ****?

        Seems a question mark on the end makes all the difference.....
        Twat and Queynte are fine too as they are completely inoffensive to Americans
        Last edited by Bagpuss; 19 December 2008, 13:29.
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #14
          Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
          Twat and Chunte are fine too as they are completely inoffensive to Americans
          What the hell is chunte?!!
          The pope is a tard.

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            #15
            Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
            What the hell is chunte?!!
            It should be Queynte...


            ****’s literary appearance is as the Middle English word queynte in Chaucer’s ‘The Miller’s Tale’. Queynte has other meanings – sly, extinguished or an elegant, pleasant place, which is just the prudish American English professor’s euphemism for the word ‘****’.

            Fil with this yonge wyf to rage and pleye,
            Whil that hir housbonde was at Oseneye –
            As clerkes ben ful subtil and ful queynte –
            And prively he caughte hire by the queynte

            The tiptoe-around-the-whole-issue translation is:

            Fell in with this young wife to toy and play,
            The while her husband was down Osney way,
            Clerks being as crafty as the best of us;
            And unperceived he caught her by the puss,

            A closer translation might be:

            Fell in with this young wife to fool around and play
            While her husband was in Oseneye
            As clerks are clever and crafty
            He secretly grabbed her by the ****.


            When and, more importantly, why did a word that was used in books, medical texts and on street signs for goodness sake become the most vulgar word that one can utter in the English language? Why did the word cock, meaning penis, enter the dictionary in the 1930s, but Americans had to wait until 1961 for **** to appear in Webster’s Dictionary, while Brits had to wait until 1972 for it to get into the OED? It’s a damned old word. Why could it have taken so long to be recognised? Could have anything to do with Francis Grose’s Classical Dictionary Of The Vulgar Tongue, written in 1796 he wrote that the word ‘****’ is “a nasty name for a nasty thing”.
            Last edited by Bagpuss; 19 December 2008, 13:34.
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #16
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              how come it is not acceptable to say *****

              *****

              or s*****

              tulip

              or ****

              ****

              but I can call you a ****?

              Seems a question mark on the end makes all the difference.....
              I am pleased that at the moment the mods are extremely busy so you are unlikely to be caught.

              Interestingly NF offered cuk the chance of introducing a proper swear filter : they really should take him up on it.

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                #17
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                I am pleased that at the moment the mods are extremely busy so you are unlikely to be caught.

                Are they on the CUK Moderators piss-up? I bet that's a barrel of laughs.
                Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
                Feist - I Feel It All
                Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by PAH View Post
                  Are they on the CUK Moderators piss-up? I bet that's a barrel of laughs.
                  nah it must be a thread on tourettes
                  "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                  Norrahe's blog

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by PAH View Post
                    Are they on the CUK Moderators piss-up? I bet that's a barrel of laughs.

                    nope, i think we're all here...!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by scotspine View Post
                      nope, i think we're all here...!
                      Nice squirrel photo scotspine!

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