I need a poo...

[Incognito]

The Metro? I'd have it read before the first splash!

SPLASH? You are a heathen aren't you. That's what toilet papers for, to make a nice little bed for the plop to land on so you don't get splash back.

Then it sinks slowly below the waves like a little brown belgrano.

[EternalOptimist]

my cute little daughter asked me where poo came from



I explained about eating food, stomach, intestines etc. So all the goodness gets removed, then you sit on the toilet, and thats were poo comes from.

are you sure dad ?
certain
oh. and what about tigger ?

[Bob Dalek]

Order is restored. Let's move on with our lives.

[Bob Dalek]

SPLASH? You are a heathen aren't you. That's what toilet papers for, to make a nice little bed for the plop to land on so you don't get splash back.

Then it sinks slowly below the waves like a little brown belgrano.

I use it for another less bizarre reason. Do you suffer from fouled undies?

[chef]

just when you thought CUK couldnt get any worse..

now, question is do you twist and read on .. or stick

(im in an odd mood today.. apologies)

[EternalOptimist]

I use it for another less bizarre reason. Do you suffer from fouled undies?

thats plagiarism that is. I did peni pads earlier

[Bob Dalek]

thats plagiarism that is. I did peni pads earlier

My sincere apologies. You being the King of Bottom Matters, and all.

[EternalOptimist]

My sincere apologies. You being the King of Bottom Matters, and all.

merci
I am the champ.
king of the ring.

[d000hg]

my cute little daughter asked me where poo came from

Your daughter has never done a poo?!

[Bob Dalek]

Need another one ... back soon.