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Was that an ironic WHS or was your WHS in support of WHS?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWHS
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I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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The use of 'WHS' reminds me of this bit from Rob Newman's History of the World backwards.
Samuel Johnson laments decline of the English language
Sir, the English language is in decline. Allow me to quote you a transcript of a conversation from the twenty-first century. People then would think nothing of using as many as twenty similies in a single sentence:
‘I was like getting off the bus and he was like on the pavement and I was like ‘is he blanking me?’ cos if he is that’s like ‘oh my days!’
How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - AesopComment
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WHS?Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostWas that an ironic WHS or was your WHS in support of WHS?Hard Brexit now!
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I tried to think about that and my brain now hurts.Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostWas that an ironic WHS or was your WHS in support of WHS?
Posting on cuk can be so taxing sometimes.....Comment
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The degree of your brain hurting when thinking.. is in direct proportion to the likelihood and frequency of using 'WHS'. Too much usage results in varicose brains and dribbling.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI tried to think about that and my brain now hurts.
Posting on cuk can be so taxing sometimes.....The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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And there was me thinking it was associating with atw too much!Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostThe degree of your brain hurting when thinking.. is in direct proportion to the likelihood and frequency of using 'WHS'. Too much usage results in varicose brains and dribbling.
Gosh you learn something new on cuk every day.....Comment
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Not in here either?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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