Dunno if everyone but me has heard it already, but in case not ..
This guy explains to the prostitute he's with that he has rather an unusual request.
"Don't worry" she said "You can't surprise me. I've done it all"
"Well first" he said "Could you get on your hands and knees?"
"Oh, doggie style" she replies "No problem, that's not unusual"
"Um, now if I could just put these springs under your knees and your hands" he says, while manoeuvring a large bouncy spring under each of her hands and then her knees."
Then, after pushing down gently on her back, and checking that she gently bounced up and down when he released her, he said "Just one more thing, while we're, um, doing it, could you quack like a duck? .."
Later, when they'd finished, she said "Well I must say, you were right. That was slightly unusual, but quite interesting. I might try it with some of my other customers. Is there a name for it?"
"It's called the four-sprung duck technique" the guy replied "the best ride of your life" ..
This guy explains to the prostitute he's with that he has rather an unusual request.
"Don't worry" she said "You can't surprise me. I've done it all"
"Well first" he said "Could you get on your hands and knees?"
"Oh, doggie style" she replies "No problem, that's not unusual"
"Um, now if I could just put these springs under your knees and your hands" he says, while manoeuvring a large bouncy spring under each of her hands and then her knees."
Then, after pushing down gently on her back, and checking that she gently bounced up and down when he released her, he said "Just one more thing, while we're, um, doing it, could you quack like a duck? .."
Later, when they'd finished, she said "Well I must say, you were right. That was slightly unusual, but quite interesting. I might try it with some of my other customers. Is there a name for it?"
"It's called the four-sprung duck technique" the guy replied "the best ride of your life" ..
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