Dear Xen

[alreadypacked]

Dear Xen,

I met this guy on the internet and we seemed to get on really well, exchanged mails etc. There is a social event that I may meet him at, but I have discovered that he is a compulsive bed hopper. What should I do if I meet him?

[Moscow Mule]

Dear Xen,

I met this guy on the internet and we seemed to get on really well, exchanged mails etc. There is a social event that I may meet him at, but I have discovered that he is a compulsive bed hopper. What should I do if I meet him?

Learn to jump on one leg, just to make him feel comfortable?

[ThomasSoerensen]

hop into his bed with him?

[BrilloPad]

Dear Xen,

I met this guy on the internet and we seemed to get on really well, exchanged mails etc. There is a social event that I may meet him at, but I have discovered that he is a compulsive bed hopper. What should I do if I meet him?

Can anyone answer that or is it just for Xen?

[SallyAnne]

compulsive bed hopper

That would get on my nerves that like!

[Moose423956]

Dear Xen,

I met this guy on the internet and we seemed to get on really well, exchanged mails etc. There is a social event that I may meet him at, but I have discovered that he is a compulsive bed hopper. What should I do if I meet him?

Kick him in the nuts.

[Churchill]

Dear Xen,

I met this guy on the internet and we seemed to get on really well, exchanged mails etc. There is a social event that I may meet him at, but I have discovered that he is a compulsive bed hopper. What should I do if I meet him?

Have you had a "Webcam Mutual Masturbation" session yet?

[SallyAnne]

AP......are you Lucy, and is Xen Bagpuss?!!!!

[alreadypacked]

Can anyone answer that or is it just for Xen?

Feel free to offer your advise

[BrilloPad]

AP......are you *****, and is Xen Bagpuss?!!!!

Bagpuss wears eyeliner?