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Three Pigs

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    Three Pigs

    Three pigs go into a restaurant and sit down

    The waitress comes across and askes them what the want for starters
    1st Pig says Prawn Cocktail
    2nd PIg says Soup
    3rd Pig says a Pint of Lager

    Next they order their main course
    1st Pig wants Fish and Chips
    2nd Pig wants Fillett Stake
    3rd Pig wants a Pint of Lager

    Once they have finished the waitress returns to take their desert order
    1st Pig orders Ice Cream
    2nd Pig orders Cheescake
    3rd Pig orders another Pint of Lager

    The wairess is now very curious about the 3rd pig not ordering any food so asks the pigs why he's not ordering any food.

    The 1st pig replies well one of has to go weee weee weee all the way home
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