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Should Bagpuss stop having masturbation fantasies about me and chocolate...

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    Should Bagpuss stop having masturbation fantasies about me and chocolate...

    Let the panel decide.

    #2
    Poll???

    or should that be pole?
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #3
      Whs

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        #4
        Just the imagination running riot. Do it for real, post the piccies, and he will soon forget all about it.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Lucy View Post
          Let the panel decide.
          Sorry, not up to speed on this; are we talking about him having masturbatory fantasies about you and masturbatory fantasies about chocolate, or him fantasising about you masturbating with chocolate?

          The vegetarian option.

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            #6
            Is Bagpuss playing for the other team then?
            Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

            Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

            That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

            Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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              #7
              Originally posted by snaw View Post
              Is Bagpuss playing for the other team then?
              nah, just fishing for brown trout (allegedly)

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                #8
                Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                Let the panel decide.
                I'm sure it won't hurt hun - just send him a large box of kleenex..


                ewww - did i just say that?
                Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
                "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
                Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

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