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    Pimples

    I remember it well, it was my favourite spot..

    I've squeezed pimples by the hundred
    Ruptured pustules by the score;
    I've milked my face until it bled
    And still I crave for more.

    My nose-crease yields spaghetti
    I've blackheads round my ears -
    I've cultivated some of them
    For nigh on twenty years.

    Take pity on unblemished folk
    Who'll never know the bliss
    Of splattering a mirror
    With pus the hue of piss

    Rejoice in your eruptions!
    They've done alright by me
    For squeezing them can be more fun
    Than watching your TV.

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