• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Races

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Races

    Some racehorses were chatting in a stable when one starts to boast about his track record.

    He says proudly, "Out of 12 races I've won eight". Another horse brags, "That's good. But in 27 races I've won 19". "Not bad" says another, "But out of my last 36 races I've won 28".

    At this point they notice a greyhound listening. "I don't mean to interrupt" she says, "but I've won 88 of my last 90 races".

    The horse are amazed. "Good grief" says one, "a talking dog."

Working...
X