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Oh goody goody. Is it bean's turn to be got at? Bags I pull his pants down before we tie his shoe laces together and put him in the dustbin. I just long to fulfill all my fantasies by looking at his smooth black bottom. -
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I suggest we set on him in a group, running in one at a time and giving him a dirty great big crack on the back of the head.
A small newbie can shout 'fight fight' and Mark Snowdon will have to be called to drag him out.Comment
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you think so.
Without wanting to lower myself to your second hand mondeo and semi-detached house level of lifestyle it is time step and ask what your point is ?
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Does it have to be a newbie? AtW has got his hand up...A small newbie can shout 'fight fight'
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How did you know I have a semi detached house. Actually it's link detached.:rolleyes
Right. In the bin with him lads!Comment
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are there anything but semi's or should I better say link detached in Bracknell ?
The only nice building in Bracknell is that old place in the middle of the concrete jungle shopping centre.
You want me to come to the shop Saturday to clear this up ?
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