"I keep picking up mingers, once had a bird with 3 t*ts. "
Christ! I've got a stalker!
Christ! I've got a stalker!
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If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers. -
My car was talking about me behind my back, so I only heard the rumours
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My car isn't listed, but my old car has 2 listings:
Honda Accord - I pick my nose & flick the boogers at small children.
Honda Accord- I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Which one am/was I?
The closest match to my curent is this:
Honda del Sol- See Ford StreetKA - Ford StreetKA - Half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.
My car (Honda CRX) isn't convertible
"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Apparently I like golf."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Seat Alhambra - I can’t cook, have rotten teeth & live on a council estate in Bromley.
Very accurate. Apart from the Bromley council estate bit.Comment
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My car says, Tightwad with no respect for the appearance, cleanliness or performance of his vehicle
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Bromley is a really nice area. Not many council estates. They should have picked another areaSeat Alhambra - I can’t cook, have rotten teeth & live on a council estate in Bromley.Comment
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