Seat Alhambra - I can’t cook, have rotten teeth & live on a council estate in Bromley.
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Bromley is a really nice area. Not many council estates. They should have picked another area
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My car says, Tightwad with no respect for the appearance, cleanliness or performance of his vehicle
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Seat Alhambra - I can’t cook, have rotten teeth & live on a council estate in Bromley.
Very accurate. Apart from the Bromley council estate bit.
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My car isn't listed, but my old car has 2 listings:
Honda Accord - I pick my nose & flick the boogers at small children.
Honda Accord- I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Which one am/was I?
The closest match to my curent is this:
Honda del Sol- See Ford StreetKA - Ford StreetKA - Half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.
My car (Honda CRX) isn't convertible
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My car was talking about me behind my back, so I only heard the rumours
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"I keep picking up mingers, once had a bird with 3 t*ts. "
Christ! I've got a stalker!
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Volvo S40 - I’m getting a personalized plate to compensate for not having a Merc
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Apparantly I am a hairdresser with no sense of direction
I used to have an MX5, cannot shake off that hairdresser tag!
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MGZS - I’m a posh ginger who claims to be strawberry blonde.
What does SA drive?
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