Chicken sandwich anyone?

[roger rabbit]

A MAN hung himself after his wife caught him having sex with a hen.

Police said the 50-year-old, from Zambia, committed suicide in the aftermath of his shocked partner walking in on him bonking the bird.

The man - from Chongwe - took his own life when locals turned their back on him.

The hen was taken away and later slaughtered.

www.thesun.co.uk/article/...37,00.html

Anyone able to explain the attraction to me? Imagine how the poor woman felt - that a man would want to have it away with a chicken rather than her. She must be really boggin'. I really ask myself sometimes if there is any point in all the aid that is given to Africa when things like this go on there. Even the Welsh wouldn't go this far would they?

[fiddleabout]

This has a bit of deja-vue about it - somebody (most likely xoggoth) claimed that by the time any chicken reaches the shops it's been screwed by at least 5 people.

I used to think chickens were good eating but in future I'll stick to pigeon (and blackbirds).

[rebeccaloos]

Fiddle, what animals are safe to eat then? I am having Chinese tonight and I want to know

Surely lamb is out. Chicken, as we've seen, is out. Beef? Any chance of it having been "tampered with" in the farming chain? Are you sure pigeons aren't shaggable?

what about fish, surely that's safe?

[roger rabbit]

Well now, your fish you see don't have the part that a man would find conventionally useful, do they, as conception takes place in the water, not in the fish?

They do, however, have those invitingly gaping mouths......

[fiddleabout]

> Fiddle, what animals are safe to eat then?
most

> I am having Chinese tonight and I want to know
you'll probably get a variety of roadkills - they are all perfectly safe

> Surely lamb is out.
certainly Welsh and New Zealand lamb

> Chicken, as we've seen, is out.
so it would seem

> Beef? Any chance of it having been "tampered with" in the farming chain?
Sadly the farmers have all departed (possibly before your time here) so I guess we'll never know

> Are you sure pigeons aren't shaggable?
Well about an ounce of #6 or #7 travelling at about 1300fps completely fcuks 'em

> what about fish, surely that's safe?
Pike should be safe (but they taste like tulipe) not sure about the rest - better ask xoggoth.

[rebeccaloos]

They do, however, have those invitingly gaping mouths......

That's it, I am turning into a vegetarian....

But hang on, that's not really safe either, is it....

[EddieC]

Have an omelette. You'd be hard pushed to "abuse" an egg.

[rebeccaloos]

Given what happens with chickens I am not having their eggs!!!

[xoggoth]

I tried to abuse an egg in my student days. My @rse has never been the same since.

[Joe Bloggs]

A man hung himself after his wife caught him having sex with a hen
Am I being naive here, but anyone care to explain how this is physically possible.

what about fish, surely that's safe?...those invitingly gaping mouths......
Gaping mouth...piranha, thats what comes to my mind

Given what happens with chickens I am not having their eggs!!!
.....just don't want to think about it