Originally posted by fridge
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(Apparently)We are in Light Relief here aren't we?
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It is where a woman straps on a Dildo and sticks it up a bloke's arse. (Apparently)
We are in Light Relief here aren't we?
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Aghrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rOriginally posted by Gonzo View PostIt is where a woman straps on a Dildo and sticks it up a bloke's arse. (Apparently)
We are in Light Relief here aren't we?
sorry Diver I'm off the cigs againComment
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I think a few misogynists might argue that the above is a superfluous activity since some women have been practicing the same activity for millenia.It is where a woman straps on a <censored> and sticks it up a bloke's <censored>
So, in summary,
you get ding-donged by the Governement
you get ding-donged by your Boss
you get ding-donged by the HMRC
you get ding-donged by your kids
and now you get ding-donged by the missus as well.
And I thought us chaps had it easy !Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
C.S. LewisComment
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Fridge
Almost quit. Diver got me on the cigs and pegging again
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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You call that light relief? What is heavy relief?Originally posted by Gonzo View PostIt is where a woman straps on a D***o and sticks it up a bloke's a**e. (Apparently)
We are in Light Relief here aren't we?
I have had to add *s to you original post - I got warned by scptspine twice for quoting others. When I asked if I should be, in effect, moderating others posts, I was toild yes and it was obvious! So now I am more careful.Comment
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Indeed, otherwise you are just as culpable as the original poster of the aforementioned filth.I was toild (sic) yes and it was obviousOf all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
C.S. LewisComment
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OK, so that's the role reversal for him, he's being physically penetrated, but what about the lady? It's just a lump of plastic. She's not actually getting any at all.Originally posted by Gonzo View PostIt is where a woman straps on a Dildo and sticks it up a bloke's a**e. (Apparently)
"Pegging"? Sounds like a trendy term for common or garden buggery, to me.
No thanks.Comment
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Maybe hers has somethign at her end to make it more enjoyable for her, or maybe it goes inside her too ?Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
Or maybe it's just a power thing and the girl has some stange idea that penetration is power.....Comment
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Well I heard this was the cause of all the probs between Paul Maccer and Heather. As soon as he heard she had a peg-leg he sh1tted his pants and filed for divorce
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
Excellent!
What a strange poll this is...
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