Guess what!

**DS23** · 15 January 2008, 19:13

you have bitten your tongue - clean off?

**DS23** · 15 January 2008, 19:14

you have finally learnt how to whistle?

**DS23** · 15 January 2008, 19:15

your hair has all fallen out?

**DS23** · 15 January 2008, 19:16

your accent has inexplicably become broad nigerian?

**DS23** · 15 January 2008, 19:17

your passport has been stolen and you are stranded in poland?

**DS23** · 15 January 2008, 19:19

your favourite nephew has stuck a tweenies fork into your left eye?

**DS23** · 15 January 2008, 19:20

you just got an email saying you won free tickets to see led zeppelin at the 02 arena?

**DS23** · 15 January 2008, 19:20

you have lost the will to live?

**DS23** · 15 January 2008, 19:21

you have forgotten something?

**DS23** · 15 January 2008, 19:21

tope is your favourite colour?

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