Guess what!

**DS23** · 15 January 2008, 19:05

you've discovered a third nipple growing inside your chest?

**DS23** · 15 January 2008, 19:05

you've won $432.50 on the utah lottery.

**DS23** · 15 January 2008, 19:06

your neigbour has been committed for acts of grosss indecency in his garden?

**DS23** · 15 January 2008, 19:07

a tractor with trailer full of slurry has crashed into your front room?

**DS23** · 15 January 2008, 19:08

your old shoes have sold on ebay for £2 more than you paid for them?

**DS23** · 15 January 2008, 19:10

you have been told that your paternal grandfather was bisexual.

**DS23** · 15 January 2008, 19:10

eating sushi brings you out in hives?

**DS23** · 15 January 2008, 19:11

you just farted at your desk but accidently and shamefully "followed through"?

**BrowneIssue** · 15 January 2008, 19:12

Your shares in S3 are worth £1m.

**DS23** · 15 January 2008, 19:12

you have been asked out - on a date!

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