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    Paper bags

    I need to buy a paper bag for a mates birthday. Needs to be large enough to fit a human head in.

    Any suggestions where I can get one from really cheaply?

    #2
    The ones from IKEA are fairly good quality. You might want to make sure all the blood's drained from the head first though or it might go soggy.

    HTH
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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      I need to buy a paper bag for a mates birthday. Needs to be large enough to fit a human head in.

      Any suggestions where I can get one from really cheaply?
      Suggestions where you can get a human head cheaply?

      What about yours?

      As they say... "use your head".

      HTH.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        I need to buy a paper bag for a mates birthday. Needs to be large enough to fit a human head in.

        Any suggestions where I can get one from really cheaply?
        You can make your own paper bag simply by copying a design from an existing paper bag to your liking. This can then be made as large as you like simply by increasing all dimensions, and as strong as you like by using several sheets of paper at once. You can also make you own tea bags like this.

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          #5
          Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
          You can make your own ... by increasing all dimensions. You can also make you own tea bags like this.
          [ALARM][FLASH]WARNING:[/FLASH][/ALARM] You will also need to increase the dimensions of the tea leaves, otherwise they will fall out of the holes.

          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            #6
            There's a bloke I know in a really rough pub in Totnes. When you buy a human head off him, he puts it in a plain paper bag for you for free. (giftwrapping with a silver bow is £2.50)

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              Suggestions where you can get a human head cheaply?

              What about yours?

              As they say... "use your head".

              HTH.
              See Troll, He's not using his

              HTH
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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