Women and Pies

[FredHead]

Is it just me or has anybody else noticed how amazingly fat women in their thirties have become. They don't even seem to care, the porky piggies.

I have been on a few dates recently with women who have described themselves as 'medium' only to have to roll them out the door of the pub requesting they come back when they are not the size of a small elephant. One was so fat she couldn't get up when she fell over. I didn't know what to do, help her up or throw pork pies at her. I went for the latter option.

You can even see it in the teens/early twenties women. Wearing short tops with a fat gut hanging out. Bl00dy bloaters! What's going on! It's nowhere near as bad with the men.

I read a small article in a respected newspaper that reckoned that 94% of all pies in this country are eaten by women. I can believe this as I had a pie snatched out of my hand once by my ex. In addition to this, women visit McSh1t six times more than men (unscientific survey granted, in fact I asked a couple of bloaters I know).

Pies and Mctulip? Or something else entirely?

[shaunbhoy]

Come on, own up. You ARE Germaine Greer and I demand my £5!!
:lol

[IsItOver]

Women have lost their self-respect. They have bought into the feminist agenda and think that being a 'ladette' knocking back pints, stuffing their faces (Go into any curry house of a weekend and the sight of fat women gorging on Chicken Tikka Massala is revolting) and wandering around in their underwear is someone them being both equal to and attractive to men. Wrong.

Thankfully, there are younger women around who seem to have twigged that their older brethen are both miserable and look gross.

The problem is that the sisterhood inevitably gets women - if a woman is slim, dresses well, is good-looking, loves and is proud of her man she will, sadly and inevitably, have friends who are of the fat pork pie eating variety... and they will work on the attractive, slim happy one like water dripping on a stone... until she becomes miserable with her man, starts to eat out of depression and, hey presto, she is then another pork pie eating man hating trollop. Too many men have seen their wives, loves and partners go down this road.

[fiddleabout]

It's not the fault of wimmin - blokes still pork them so why should they care?

[FredHead]

Wondered where my thread had gone!

if a woman is slim, dresses well, is good-looking, loves and is proud of her man
Have you got her number?

On a serious note, you are entirely correct. When I split up with my ex I got the blame for her being overweight, aided and encouraged by her friends. Nothing to do with the pork pies of course. It seems much easier to blame it on a man somewhere than accept responsibility yourself. Women seem to see themselves as oppressed victims these days when I would say the truth is closer to the opposite.

And they are all loony and miserable. What is going on? No sense of humour either. Try singing 'Hey fatty bum bum, you've eaten all the yum yums' to an overweight woman and see what happens.

Are there any women out there who can shed some light on this? What is your favourite pie, chicken and mushroom, steak and kidney. Is size important?

[FredHead]

It's not the fault of wimmin - blokes still pork them so why should they care?

Do they though? I am forever being attacked by desperate fatties at pubs/clubs. The one fit bird in the club is dancing with her fat friend surrounded by 47 blokes.

[IsItOver]

My ex was a former model with a gorgeous figure... She was with me for 2 years and we were both incredibly happy.. If anything, she got better looking...

Then, about 18 months into the relationship she started asking "Where is this relationship going?".... I later learnt this was because her friends - all INCREDIBLY FAT - had started to tell her thing like "If he really loved you he would marry you." and similar such carefully worded phrases.... drip, drip, drip...

One of her friends is such a 'good' Mother that the courts gave custody of her child to her Father and banned her from seeing her own child for a while... Her other 'best' friend is about 22 stone and been in a relationship for 18 years with a man who - funny enough - would not marry her and then last year came out and admitted he was gay. Of course, the peter pan boots, the ear-ring and the leather trousers never gave that away did it... and she came home one day to find him in bed with some effeminate 20-something bloke... Does she have enough self-respect to leave him - NOPE.

So... drip, drip, drip... these two FAT and 'wonderful' examples of womanhood plus her other fat friends started to have a go at my ex - obviously because she was happy, with a good looking bloke and a bloke who earned a fair bit of dosh...

To cut a long story short my ex had an affair with, of all people, a farmer... We broke up... she went with farmer... later learnt that farmers are boring as @#%$ and I didn't see her for 6 months... I still loved her and 6 months after we broke up I wentand chased up my ex again - she is now one CHUNKY woman I found... I was not heartless though and, putting looks aside, I went back out with her up until about 2 months ago when I simply could not stand it anymore. I had hoped that getting back together she would regain her looks and become the happy, outgoing person I first met.

Alas, my once gorgeous, funny, light-hearted, loving and trustworthy girlfriend had turned into a fat, miserable, nasty and spiteful woman that I no longer trust... Oh, and her fat 'friends' no longer talk to her...

Women - not all - can be right nasty pieces of work.

[widgetdance]

Golden rule.

If a woman doesn't come up to your standards......




Lower your standards!

[rebeccaloos]

They sure can!

But English men complaining that women are fat reminds me of black, pot and kettle!
The average English guy is not exactly slim, is he? hat's a good way of phrasing it.... well-fed, I would call them.

You know, IsItOver - as sad as your story is (and it is a pity about you and this girl not working out, you have my sympathy), you could reverse all the sexes in that story and it would be exactly the same scenario... picture a slim, fit, good-looking bloke in love with his girl... but his mates always at the pub, knocking back the pints, going on mates wekeends full of drinking and curries, urging him on to go with them or withdraw their friendship.... I am sure it can happen - the slim bloke not wanting to lose his mates and therefore trying to fit in, going along to the curies, the binge-drinking nights.... maybe they are jealous of him having a great girlfriend and looking so fit while they aren't... I don't see why this story cannot happen to the other side too.

My point is - it can happen to any of the sexes, I am not sure why you think it is typical of women these days?

Or is that because it used to happen only to blokes, and now that it is equally shared, you blokes are shocked?

[IsItOver]

No doubt there are men who act in that way and, yes, there are men who are simply enormous...

www.funny.co.uk/stuff/art...-Want.html

However, I think men learn early on in life, usually as a result of going too far as a teenager and getting a whack in the face as a result, that there are things you do not do and lines you do not cross.

Maybe it is just me - maybe I come from a time or place when the concepts of honour, of family, of being faithful, etc, etc, meant something.

Actually, I know I am not alone in this as I know many, many men who feel the same way. I can't talk for women but, no doubt, there are many women who feel likewise.

However, just because some - many? - women now do the same as the worst things done by the worst men does not mean it is right. But you know that.

I consider myself a Liberal person to the left of centre politically but I do also think that this country is now suffering a moral crisis that is affecting home, family and relationships. Many people, both men and women, seem to have lost their own self-respect... and don't even realise it... and if you do not repsect yourself how can you expect others to respect you... Instead of promoting and encouraging... and supporting friends when they are having trouble in relationships the 'norm' today seems to be exploit the opportunity to destroy a 'friend's' happiness... Misery, it would seem, does love company... Very sad.