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The UGLIEST contractor on CUK

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    The UGLIEST contractor on CUK

    <FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>CANDIDATE N. 1:

    The current world champion, the know-anything, the anti-uker, the king of long lazy cozy contract, .Net Monkey:

    MilanBenes

    CANDIDATE N. 2:

    The anti-pc,the jaws-breaker, the anti-democracy advocate, half english, half australian, half swiss.

    OBL

    CANDIDATE N. 3:

    The homophobic, RR admirer, heavy drinker, ms-monkey, coming from the north:

    HHH

    CANDIDATE N. 4:

    The tree hugger, feminist freak, the evergreen, the 25 years old forever, the female version of FreeWilly, the tax evader:

    RebeccaLoos

    CANDIDATE N. 5:

    The king of FTVs, the answer to everything, the anticontractor, the comunist-not comunist dictator, the armed liberation, the diarrhea of posts, the one and only :

    AtW (actually this picture is taken from the future when he will leave his permie job and will try to go contracting)</FONT><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Results (total votes = 10):</FONT><table bgcolor=#FFFFFF border=0 cellpadding=3 cellspacing=0 width="75%">
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    <FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>MilanBenes[image noborder]http://milan-benes.no-ip.info/img/foto.jpg[/image]</FONT>&nbsp</td>
    <td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>3&nbsp;/&nbsp;30.0%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=90 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
    <tr><td bgcolor="#000000" colspan=3 height=1></tr><TR BGCOLOR=#E0E0E0><TD NOWRAP>
    <FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>OBL[image noborder]http://www.ag.ch/de/pub/wabag/wahlen/nationalrat/resultate/portraits/08_09.jpg[/image]</FONT>&nbsp</td>
    <td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>1&nbsp;/&nbsp;10.0%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=30 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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    <FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>HHH[image noborder]http://www.nenevalley.f2s.com/alfredneuman.jpg[/image]</FONT>&nbsp</td>
    <td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>1&nbsp;/&nbsp;10.0%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=30 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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    <FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>RebeccaLoos [image noborder]http://www1.union.edu/~koopmanr/beck.jpg[/image]</FONT>&nbsp</td>
    <td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>2&nbsp;/&nbsp;20.0%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=60 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
    <tr><td bgcolor="#000000" colspan=3 height=1></tr><TR BGCOLOR=#E0E0E0><TD NOWRAP>
    <FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>AtW[image noborder]http://www.skyzyx.com/img/codehtml.jpg[/image]</FONT>&nbsp</td>
    <td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>3&nbsp;/&nbsp;30.0%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=90 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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    <a href=http://p201.ezboard.com/fcukfrm5.showMessage?topicID=684.topic><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Vote Now</FONT></a> &nbsp

    #2
    Forgot the VISUALS









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      #3
      that last image

      comes loaded.

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        #4
        Re: that last image

        I'm saddened that you omitted ..



        Do you fancy him?

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          #5
          please

          It would have wiped out all the competition. Especially that shirt makes me want to puke. :rollin

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            #6
            Re: please

            I found a genuine AtW image btw ...

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