Oh Dear: Kirsty Gallacher

**allfinished** · 27 September 2004, 13:31

Go and have a lie down think about what you've said and come back and recant - we will forgive you ;-)

When Stan's done with her at least she'll have learnt how to put up a fight ;-)

**Mordac** · 27 September 2004, 14:20

come back and recant

Shant. I'm not having sloppies off Stan, and even if she walked in naked and begged, I'm not changing my mind.

Mordy in "When are we going to Light Relief?" Mode.

**allfinished** · 27 September 2004, 15:00

Mordac, as an aside have recently found yourself hanging posters of Brad Pitt on your bedroom wall and after all these years do you now think that Peter Tatchell is just speaking common sense?

Have you joined the Graham Norton fan club?

Do you find moustaches fashionable?

Are you surprised that you've never thought about buying leather trousers before?

**Mordac** · 27 September 2004, 15:27

So let me get this straight, you're suggesting that being turned off by the thought of sloppies off Stan Collymore is an indication of the imminent onset of a desire to go uphill gardening. I can assure you it isn't. :rolleyes

**allfinished** · 27 September 2004, 15:31

Just checking

So the only reasonble explanantion is that you're mad as a hatter.

Post Stan she can be cleaned out, blood tested etc.

She is horny as hell and as she's dating Stan she's obviously mad which gives the rest of us hope.

**Mordac** · 27 September 2004, 15:47

She's not with him anymore. Check out todays Mirror, pages 2,3,4,5,6,7,14,15,17-54 inclusive etc...
"All the women I've shagged - extracts from 'I'm a complete tosser', the Autobiography of Stan Collymore."
And he had her in a 3some with her mate, the lucky bastard. :\

**allfinished** · 27 September 2004, 16:08

Even for our Kirsty I won't buy the mirror

3some.. her mate ... new angle I've never felt the need to think of Kirsty in a 3some, off to the bog!!!!

**planetit** · 27 September 2004, 16:19

Who's Kirsty Gallacher?

**Mordac** · 27 September 2004, 16:27

Try this: (Be careful if at work).

Kirsty in underwear

Edit - she's a Sky Sports presenter, daughter of ex-Golfer Bernard Gallacher.

Oh Dear: Kirsty Gallacher