woman = problems

[BrilloPad]

woman = time x money

time = money

therefore

woman = money x money = money^2

money is the root of all problems, therefore

money = problems^-2

therefore

woman = problems

[Diver]

And just exactly how long did it take you to work that out?

[PRC1964]

woman = time x money

time = money

therefore

woman = money x money = money^2

money is the root of all problems, therefore

money = problems^-2

therefore

woman = problems

To summarise, she's on the blob and you haven't bought her Christmas present yet.

[BrilloPad]

JUst for some balance...

woman walks into pub says to barman pint of bitter please Joe.
joe certainly madam but how do you know my name
w don't you recognise me, i'm bert your old mate
joe but you're a woman
w yes but i had a sex change.
joe is silenced for a moment but then says cor didn't that hurt?
w in parts
joe what parts? having yer tits enlarged?
w no
joe having yer balls cut off?
w no
joe having yer willy split open and flattened?
w no
joe what then?
w having my brain cut in half and my mouth widened