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Twelve inch pianist

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    Twelve inch pianist

    This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it. "Hey, what's that?" "A twelve-inch pianist.

    Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, I got a twelve inch pianist."

    "Can I try?" The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room.

    "Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!"

    "Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist?" :lol :lol

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    D Grade. Can do a lot better.

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